what's with ronnie always wanting to murder everyone in the room, or cyrus' exceptional fondness for pizza and beer, or jimmy's sweeping desire to see movies about mutilation, or chong's rounders luck with cards, or diane's obsession with wacking the balrog, or denise's cheating to get a full house, or an's wanting to always be everybody's maid of honor, or andinh's secret ability to save people as a doctor, or brian's love of throwing dick eating parties? and why did sara call me "jesus"?