how i will now introduce myself to all the new freshmen on campus:


"my father was a moustached trapeze artist and my mother was a woman who sawed herself in half, they made love on the back of a two headed tiger and gave birth to me on a tight rope, i was raised on pink poodles leaping through through fiery hoops, i am 1/4 clown, 1/4 daredevil, and a whole half bearded woman. my head is wigged cannonball with a hat, my eyes are throwing knives, and i backflip operas with a korean acrobat. welcome to the carnival, i am i am i am i am i am nothing but your your opening act."


spotlight's on you, you wanna tapdance or do something new?