mike: dude throw a party at your place
bruce: if i did it would be a forget everything that happened in the last 3 days party
bruce: a shoot yourself in the face with a shot of vodka party
mike: ok fine have whatever theme you want
mike: but, a party nonetheless
bruce: a dance til your feet break and can't kick your own ass anymore party
bruce: a fuck anyone and pretend their bush party
bruce: not a cocktail party but a molotov cocktail party
mike: hah shut up man
mike: i get it i get it
bruce: a let's burn all our fucking kerry buttons and dance and revel in decadence party
bruce: FUCKKCKFKFCUFKKCKFKC