Friday, October 04, 2002

theatre rice
should be renamed
theatre hell in your pants

we're pyromaniacs baby
and your pants
look pretty damn combustible
right about now

shhhh!
we set a fire
in 160 Dwinelle
tonight
a small mock fire
it left us a little burnt
but it's for the best

for next week
the towering inferno bonfire
in 155 Dwinelle
come as you are
bring your friends
you firewood you

do you know what you do
when your pants are on fire?

you try to run run run
chase the burn burn burn
then you
stop
drop
and rock and roll

it's getting hot in here
Nelly has no idea
but neither do you
about the hell you're in for

you should just
come to our show
naked

save yourself the embarassment
of taking clothes off
in public

no wait
wear pants

we're not called
theatre hell in your pants
for nothing