the funeral went alright, it was a Buddhist affair, so attire was strictly white. there was a michel gondry moment at night: our family, dozens of us, carried a cardboard home, a cardboard mahjong table, 3 paper mahjong players, a fake car wrapped in aluminum foil, a massage chair made out of black duct tape, and a fake “panosonia” stereo system, through empty streets to a dumpster by the South China Sea to set it all on fire. grandma’s gonna have a pimp ride to heaven!